I need you to finish this website by tomorrow.
Okay, can I have the login information so I can edit the site?
No, we’re not allowed to give out our passwords to non-employees.
So you need me to edit the site without logging into the site?
Yes. By tomorrow.
I want us to be in the top three on Google Searches for x.
I can’t guarantee it, but I’ll rewrite the text to feature the right keywords and start building incoming links.
We’re not in the top three. In fact, we’re worse off than before.
Wow, that’s strange. Let me look at the site again.
The site has none of my text on it. Replacing all of it are images, some with non-related text in them.
This isn’t the text I wrote…
Yeah, I thought it was too wordy. I don’t like words. I want people to come to the site and see all these images and relate.
But… people search using words, not images. How is Google supposed to know your site is about x if you changed it?
Well, that was why I got you to do your SEO on it. But it isn’t working.
I received an outline Friday afternoon stating that my final copy was expected Monday morning.
I’m sorry, but I don’t work weekends. I can have it by Wednesday.
But I thought you work from home?
So if you’re at home, you can be working!
Now, for the website, we don’t want anything too fancy.
Like images and text.
What do you want then?
You tell me! You’re the designer! Just don’t put images and text on the site!